August 26, 2010

Dutch Junk food diary – Kapsalon, Dutch integration at it’s best and greasiest.

The next item in my research and display of Dutch Junkfood is the deliciously diverse Kapsalon as pictured above. 
A small disposable plastic bucket lined with grease, a neat layers of fries, sliced doner kebab, melted cheese, covered with lettuce, shredded carrots, some tomato, all covered in a whole bukakefest of creamy garlic sauce. The top-layer of vegetables is a facade which is quickly canceled out by the vein-clogging amounts of bubbly grease excreted by the greasy ingredients that lie beneath. Under the colorful top-soil the delicious fries, kebab n’ cheese lie, like an Indian burial ground hibernating for revenge. Read More

July 6, 2010

Dutch Junk food diary – HEMA worst, a.k.a. greasy dick-breath

hema worst
Is that a severed and boiled uncircumsized penis in a soiled diaper?

Nope, it’s the notoriously greasy and equally delicious HEMA worst. A smoked sausage which is Holland’s best-kept secret amongst junk-food connoisseurs, unmentioned in any travel guide. Read More